My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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