He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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