shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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