I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Randomize
