You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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