Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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