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Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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