You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
