Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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