just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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