I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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