Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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