she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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