Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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