i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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