While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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