I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
do herpes really smell.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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