goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
