My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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