He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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