So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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