I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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