where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
So much Jack, so little girl.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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