no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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