so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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