what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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