problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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