that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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