People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Is this like a preordered booty call?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
