Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
It's official drugs can't kill me
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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