Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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