Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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