so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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