so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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