I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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