can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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