He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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