I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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