p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
how drunk are you?
Several
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