What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Randomize
