I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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