i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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