But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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