it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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