Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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