They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I still have a little drunk in my system
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
