I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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