some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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