he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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