Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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