Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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