I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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