Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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