Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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