Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Randomize
