I don't think brook has ever known best
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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