Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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