So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
