It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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